bgibbles:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

:D

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

ikeashops:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

There is a spider just chilling in my bathtub. I don’t think its realised that it is unwelcome and should really leave.

Its moved closer to me. I think i gave off a “you’re not welcome here” presence. It may attack me

EVERYTIME I LOOK IT KEEPS GETTING CLOSER.

U kno she ded

not-john-watson:

sorion:

supernormalsatisfaction:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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*adds to active vocabulary*

Oh please do and use in one of your awesome fics!

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

nihtendo:

protector-of-kalos:

Friendly reminder that THIS was the ticket to the first two Madoka movies

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Look where you tear it

im not even in this fandom and